Crime & Safety
Play the Car Where it Lies
This is "rough," and we don't mean the tall grass at the U.S. Open. Welcome to OMG PD.
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Elin Nordegren approves
The gentleman in this story has at least two things in common with Tiger Woods.
It’s not a crime in Europe
Has soccer “arrived” in the States when gear is being stolen?
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Bring us … a shrubbery
The Knights who say “Ni” are pleased.
Fair warning
This article meets the “OMG” standard, but there’s nothing funny about it.
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