OMG PD: The Odd and Odder From Police Reports
The parent of almost anyone between the ages of 5 and 25 will read the first item, nod, and say 'Yep, that sounds familiar.'
If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Every week Patch highlights some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."
‘Don’t hang up! Can I get 20 bucks, too?’
Ladies and gentlemen, may we present: The Entitlement Generation, personified.
With ‘I did it’ tattooed on his forehead
While Oak Creek police waited for a tow truck to impound an abandoned car they believe was used in several scrap metal thefts, they received the kind of gift that only comes to cops who say their prayers and take their vitamins.
Under ‘Men Seeking Abject Misery’
How many times has the phrase “I met her on Craigslist” had a positive result? Less often than it’s turned out like this, probably.
Not in these awful outfits, please
He slugged, she slugged
The above items are from reports from local police departments and criminal complaints. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.