OMG PD: The Odd and Odder from Police Reports
London is hosting the decathlon and modern pentathlon. Wisconsin has a new Olympic-style event that most likely will never be broadcast by NBC.
It's been immortalized on radio morning shows such as Dave and Carole and Kramp and Adler ... here's this week's installment of strange and incredible suburban crime, OMG PD.
Watch where you point that thing
Oh, not much. Just sitting around home naked playing with my … gun.
And he’s unsteady on the medal stand
The Summer Olympics just began in London, but the gold medal in the OWI pentathlon has already been awarded.
Another Olympic event?
The best part is the mental picture of this guy riding his bike around his own driveway shouting obscenities.
Concealed carry, my foot
A Wauwatosa pharmacist prevented a robbery with the simplest of all self-defense tactics.
No Taser, no flashing — no gold
And here is your OWI pentathlon silver medalist.
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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
